Greatest Game Never Made: Conan The Adventurer

Towards the tail-end of the part of my childhood when I still watched cartoons before school, one of my favorite shows was Conan the Adventurer.

Looking back, how could this not have been a game?

You have a franchise people know about it, you have at least five playable characters with different means of attack, you have hordes of identical enemies, and several bosses. This thing has arcade beat-’em-up written all over it. And it’s not like companies like CAPCOM weren’t churning out sword-wielding beat-’em-ups like crazy anyway.

If you don’t remember the show, perhaps this will jog your memory…